I think I might have the solution. A custom order, with a tiny pin inserted in the curved rear of the blade, so that the knife does not open at all. Remove the scales, pull the pin, and away you go.

I'd be willing to pay 25$ for such a piece of artwork. I wouldn't even care if it had an edge. A few hundred ordered to different areas of the country, and I expect in short order, anything originating from that seller would go right on through.

They need to understand that they are irrelevant.