"Nice bookmark, but what you gonna when mom find it a"

Sorry cooped up to long in the house, thought it was pretty funny. You know your like oh my carabiners! And then some weird fist thing! AAAAAA!!! Noooooo! lol.

Honestly if I did own something like that, I don't think my mom would care. She lives like an hour and a half away from me. I mean maybe some initial judgement like an older southern woman, oh my! Or something little like that.