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#1 (permalink)      3/6/2020 5:20:49 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Covid Zombies clawing at my door
When its in every state that borders yours...
It's not funny anymore


RIP

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#2 (permalink)      3/6/2020 5:28:51 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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There's a devil waiting outside your door
How much longer?
There's a devil waiting outside your door
And he's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls, oh yeah
There's a devil waiting outside your door
He's weak with evil and broken by the world
He's shouting your name and he's asking for more, give him more, give him more
There's a devil waiting outside your door, oh yeah







Seriously though I think there are 11 here in my city but not at all concerned. Just wash your hands. Other than that it is out of your control.


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I'm prepared for death. No fucks given.

The western world would be a much better place if people weren't so afraid of death.

Embrace it.

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#5 (permalink)      3/6/2020 9:16:22 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Scientists estimate that 150-200 species of plant, insect, bird and mammal become extinct every 24 hours.

It is not too late, we can still save planet earth.

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It's not about saving planet earth. The earth will continue to turn around the sun until it blow up...
The global warming will inevitably lead to global nuclear wars. We cant save anything so the only option is to enjoy life as long as we can. Better hurry, time is running.
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doomzdavid wrote:

When its in every state that borders yours...It's not funny anymoreRIP



Just go make friends with Ted Nugent. (the Motor City Madman) Maybe offer to do a little zombie patrol and camp on his property for a while. He'll probably have enough firepower there to wipe out the zombies in that state and probably most of the surrounding states. ;)

I just need one more flashlight. Just one. Honestly. :D
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doomzdavid wrote:

When its in every state that borders yours...It's not funny anymoreRIP


I agree with you. This is serious problem.

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Could be worse, I have a plague of Jehovah's witnesses at my door every Sunday morning.

Is Ted Nugent available for hire?
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Western countries in Europe/USA maybe should have taken things a bit more seriously. The oh it's only the flu (no it isn't) thinking hasn't helped.
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I'm Canadian. It appears our government did take things seriously. I don't exactly think the protocol was perfect for this virus, but it's been effective. We have just been bombarded with all the other screw ups overseas. We could have held it together if the US didn't completely shot the bed. I don't mind Trump but he's a business man with short sighted gains and no long term vision. Because he dismantled the Pandemic Response team and cut funding to the CDC, Canada's fate is tied to what happens in the US because the environment doesn't realize imaginary lines on a map. Trump has royally screwed us all and all he can do is continue to lie and make up shat to deflect attention away himself. This virus isn't going to "disappear like a miracle" you dumb duck. Trump doesn't have anyone to bail him out of this and there's no protection when you bankrupt a fracking continent.
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.