I lived a mile from my work a mile away uphill.

I moved a mile above my job this week.

Slats week getting there was a bitch but going home was easy.

My new location makes my evening commute ( ride my mule to work) too hard.

I am thinking of shoving a staple Clapton coil up the ass's ass to speed it up.

I I add an extra wrap how much faster will I get home.

Btw, I live in Ohm county North south Carolina so I know all about the law here in Ohm.